strange as you are to me

a near-schizophrenic combination of tender memories, music, and "Mock The Week" reblogs

How do you find a clown that hasn’t AT LEAST killed one kid? How do you thread that needle? YOU CAN’T…How do you think clowns know what kids find so funny? It’s cause they’ve cut them open!

My Brother, My Brother, and Me 148: The Best Part of Waking Up

A shockingly accurate description of what I think of clowns…

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You’re a cunt. But it’s OK I like Cunts.

Frankie Boyle on Scottish people being diplomatic.  (via ihadnointentiontoblog)

fuckyeahtattoos:

I made this tattoo recently from the artwork of john dyer baizley. I work in Norwich, UK, at a studio called Sith tattoo studio. 

fuckyeahtattoos:

I made this tattoo recently from the artwork of john dyer baizley. I work in Norwich, UK, at a studio called Sith tattoo studio. 

When my food is unexpectedly spicy

When someone asks “You gonna eat that?”

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My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

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stupidfuckingquestions:

Daniel Radcliffe on shooting a gay sex scene in Kill Your Darlings

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Black swan
Tattoo Artist:   Oleg Kurashevich
City: Moscow

fuckyeahtattoos:

Black swan

Tattoo Artist:   Oleg Kurashevich

City: Moscow