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a near-schizophrenic combination of tender memories, music, and "Mock The Week" reblogs

sadgassm:

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hallekiefer:

jtsizzle:

ucbcomedy:

Every Phone Call With Your Father

This is the last face you’ll see if Michael Hartney ever murders you.

I sent this sketch to my mom and she emailed back to say she laughed out loud, then described how she and Dad found a dead rabbit on the living room rug.

hallekiefer:

jtsizzle:

ucbcomedy:

Every Phone Call With Your Father

This is the last face you’ll see if Michael Hartney ever murders you.

I sent this sketch to my mom and she emailed back to say she laughed out loud, then described how she and Dad found a dead rabbit on the living room rug.

me:

haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream

them:

no

me:

*shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this

them:

we're not

me:

*eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

How I plan on quitting my job

whatshouldwecallme:

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(via findwhatyouare)

funnyordie:

115 Rejected Emojis for World Emoji Day

Happy World Emoji Day, everybody! Celebrate with this tribute to those emojis that sadly didn’t make this year’s cut.

See the rest here.

versaceslut:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

(via cowardiceandsandwiches)

Charlie Day’s Merrimack College Commencement Address. [x]

(Source: mattyberninger, via findwhatyouare)